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The Toxic Avenger

The Toxic Avenger quotes

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The Toxic Avenger




View Quote [as he kills Mrs. Haskell] Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!
View Quote [to the Mayor] You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts. [he punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts] Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.
View Quote Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of ****ing ****s.
View Quote I owe you for the other night monster ****. So now we're going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me Cigar Face.
View Quote All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out.
View Quote Hey look Frank. Teeny-boppers. You like video games teeny-boppers? Your mommy give you quarters for video games? Well cough 'em up.
View Quote Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food little baby? [points his gun at the baby] Well how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?
View Quote Frank: Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might get your asses home all intact.
View Quote Sara: Why Melvin you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.
View Quote Cigar Face: [while counting money] When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.
Nipples: I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles: He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.
View Quote Bruce: I heard that the monster is soooo big.
Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.
View Quote [Julie and Wanda are looking at pictures of a dead kid]
Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.
View Quote Frank: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico.
Rico: That's me.
Frank: And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.
View Quote Wanda: Slug, are you sure no one will come in?
Slug: I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours till tomorrow morning.
View Quote Slug: [to The Toxic Avenger] Get out of here you pervert.
[Wanda pulls out a switchblade]
Wanda: Or I'll kill you.