Yeeha, Jester's dead!
Won? That's bullshit!
Didn't everybody?
Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked.
Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?"
Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us.
No, it's me laughing, dickhead. We won!
All right! [Handshakes exchanged]
They won too, man. [points to Maverick and Goose]
That's not what I heard.
We did man. We got Jester-
No, no, below the hard deck does not count.
Hard deck my ass. We nailed that son of a bitch. [gives Goose a high five]
Wow, you guys really are cowboys.
[Slams helmet locker's door and faces Maverick]
You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous. [Iceman bites]
Maverick. [Maverick and Goose look at him], you and Goose get your butts outta that flight gear and up to Viper's office now. [Heads out of the locker room]
Remember, boys, no points for second place.
You're a lot brighter than you look-
Oh, you shut up.
