Tommy Boy quotes
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Richard Hayden
Tommy Callahan
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[Richard knocks on the door, impersonating the maid, while Tommy tries to sleep.]
Richard: Housekeeping?
Tommy: No thank you. Sleeping.
Richard: Housekeeping?
Tommy: Come back in an hour.
Richard: Housekeeping, you want towel?
Tommy: No towels. Need sleepy.
Richard: Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Richard: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
[Tommy gets out of bed and opens the door.]
Tommy: What kinda hotel is this?... Oh, it's you.
Richard: Good morning, sunshine. Yikes.
Richard: Housekeeping?
Tommy: No thank you. Sleeping.
Richard: Housekeeping?
Tommy: Come back in an hour.
Richard: Housekeeping, you want towel?
Tommy: No towels. Need sleepy.
Richard: Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Richard: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
[Tommy gets out of bed and opens the door.]
Tommy: What kinda hotel is this?... Oh, it's you.
Richard: Good morning, sunshine. Yikes.