Tombstone quotes

View Quote Boy, I tell ya I'm suffering... from a hangover!

View Quote Remember what I said about people seein' a bright light before they die? It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.

View Quote I see people afraid to walk down the streets, and I'm trying to make money off them like some God Damn Vulture!

View Quote Hey, Wyatt! How the hell are you? Got some boys behind you over there, got you caught up in a little crossfire. How you like that?

View Quote Well... bye.

View Quote Sheriff John Behan: Oh, no! This is a town matter, not county.

View Quote Sherman McMasters: [referring to the shootings of Morgan and Virgil Earp] If they were my brothers, I'd want revenge, too.
Doc: Oh, make no mistake; it's not revenge he's looking for. It's a reckoning.
[Doc begins coughing violently.]
Jack Johnson: Doc, you ought to be in bed, what the hell you doin' this for anyway?
Doc: Because, Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Jack Johnson: Hell, I've got lots of friends.
Doc: I don't.

View Quote [The Earp brothers, their wives, Doc and Big Nose Kate are in the balcony at the Bird Cage Theatre. Wyatt is reading a playbill after viewing a theatrical performance of Goethe's Faust.]
Wyatt:I wonder who the devil was?
[Josephine Marcus removes her mask, revealing herself to have been playing the part of Satan]
Wyatt: I'll be damned!
Doc: [leaning forward] You may indeed, sir, if you get lucky.

View Quote [Curly Bill has just shot Marshal White to death. Wyatt has him by his ear, and is fending off an erstwhile lynch mob, announcing his intent to take him before the judge in Tucson when he is accosted by the Clanton brothers.]
Ike Clanton: Hey, Kansas law dog, you turn him loose or we'll tear you apart...
Wyatt Earp: [presses his pistol to Ike's forehead] You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
Billy Clanton: He's bluffing! Let's take him!
Ike: [frightened] No, he's not bluffing.
Wyatt: You ain't as stupid as you look, Ike..
Doc: [stepping out from the saloon, towards Billy Clanton, with gun drawn] And you, music lover, you're next.
Billy Clanton: It's the drunk piano player. You couldn't hit nothin'. [Draws knife.] In fact, you're probably seeing *double*.
Doc: [draws second gun] I have two guns, one for each of you.

View Quote [Stilwell is yelling to Mattie as their train pulls off, aiming his shotgun at the train.]
Stilwell: Hey Mattie, where's Wyatt?
Wyatt [off camera] Right behind you Stilwell! [Wyatt shoots Stilwell]