Tombstone quotes

View Quote Yes, it's true. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the Antichrist.

View Quote Oh... Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there... You may go now.

View Quote Why Johnny Tyler, you mad cap. Where'ya going with that shotgun?

View Quote There is no normal life Wyatt, There's just life.

View Quote I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want...and who... and that's the damnable misery of it.

View Quote You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

View Quote Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.

View Quote You tell him the law's coming. You tell him I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear?

View Quote Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, "God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me." It's kind of flattering, really.

View Quote Don't worry Allie girl. I still got one good arm to hold you with.

View Quote [after a less than competitive gunbattle with Mexican police] Looks like we win.

View Quote Johnny Tyler: Christ, it's like I am playing cards with my brothers kids or somethin'. You nerve-wracking sons of bitches!!

View Quote Narrator: Wyatt and Josie embarked on a series of adventures. Up or down, thin or flush, in 47 years they never left each other's side. Wyatt Earp died in Los Angeles in 1929. Among the pallbearers at Earp's funeral were early western stars Tom Mix and William S. Hart. Tom Mix wept.

View Quote [Doc Holliday, Jack Johnson, Jack Vermillion and Sherman McMasters have just witnessed an improbable gunbattle victory in which Wyatt Earp stepped directly into the open line of fire and came out unharmed.]
Jack Johnson: Where is he?
Doc: Down by the creek..[sarcastically] Walkin' on the water.

View Quote Johnny: And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc: That's the rumor.
Johnny: What about you, are you retired?
Doc: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny: Yeah, you look it.
Doc: [incredulously] And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Big Nose Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt: [haltingly, to Ringo] He's drunk..
Doc: En vino veritas. [Latin: "In wine is truth".]
Johnny: Age quod agis. [Latin: "Do what you do best".]
Doc: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego. [Latin: "The Jew Apella may believe it, not I", loosely meaning "I do not believe drinking is what I do best".]
Johnny: Eventus stultorum magister. [Latin: "Events are the teachers of fools.", loosely meaning "Fools have to learn from their experiences."]
Doc: [flashing an evilly playful smirk] In pace requiescat. [Latin: "Rest in peace." loosely meaning "The experience that you learn from will be your funeral."]
Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc: That's Latin, darlin', evidently Mr. Ringo here's an educated man. Now I really hate him.