'Jungle Boy' hehe, good one!

Max Winters: I must've hit my head pretty hard. I'm seeing giant turtles.

Splinter: [After kicking a monster back into the portal] I still got it!

Splinter: If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories. Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it.

[to Leo] Okay Jungle Boy, grab a vine.

April O'Neil: Casey, I'm standing on the docks with a priceless statue and no delivery truck. So my question is: Where are you?
Casey Jones: April! Hey babe! I'm so sorry, I set the alarm but...
[Casey quickly looks around, and picks up the alarm clock and starts bashing it on the coffee table.]
Casey Jones: It-it's broken.

Casey Jones: You think you own these rooftops? I happen to think you could use my help. And I could use a sidekick. You may have everyone else fooled, but you haven't fooled me, Raph.
"Nightwatcher": Yeah, well guess what... Hey, wait a minute...
["Nightwatcher" removes his helmet, revealing Raphael in the costume.]
Raphael: How'd you know it was me?
Casey Jones: It wasn't that hard, man. You look like a big, metal turtle.
Raphael: It's that obvious, huh?

Donatello: That would be the swirling vortex to another world, I assume.
Michelangelo: Cool. I want one.

General Aquina: You fight well. You should join us.
Raphael: No, thanks. I'm good.

Leonardo: Alright, but remember, we're up here for training.
Michelangelo: Y'know what I always say: Train by doing, dude.
Donatello: Mikey, when have you ever said that?

Leonardo: They better hurry up with the last monster!
Raphael: You know my man Casey's got it all under control!
Leonardo: That's what I'm afraid of.

Michelangelo: Did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? It looked like your mom dude!
Donatello: Yeah. That would make her your mom too, doofus.

Michelangelo: I heard his [Nightwatcher's] bike, turns into a plane, or like, a jet pack. Don, you're so smart, how come we don't have jet packs?
Donatello: Yeah, that's good Mikey, except I don't even trust you with a drivers license. Have you seen the way this guy is--
[Donatello is interrupted by a roar coming from a construction site.]

Michelangelo: Leo! Is that really you? I'm dreaming, aren't I?
[Gives him a big hug.]
Leonardo: No, Mikey. You're not dreaming.
Michelangelo: Good. I had nightmares about birthday parties.

Raphael: Spoken like a true has-been.
Donatello: Well, look who woke up. I suppose you think Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.
Raphael: Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.