Three Musketeers, The (1993) quotes

View Quote D'Artagnan: So what do we do now? What's next?
Porthos: Well, we protect the King.
Aramis: Protect the Queen.
Porthos: In the name of God. And France, correct?
Aramis: France indeed.

View Quote Girard: My brothers will avenge me...
D'Artagnan: [as Gerard's three brothers arrive on horseback] Already?

View Quote Cardinal Richilieu: The Duke of Buckingham plans to invade La Rochelle within the month. I thought it best... to act quickly.
King Louis: I will be the judge of what is best! For me, and for France!

View Quote Porthos: This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America.
D'Artagnan: There's no Queen of America
Porthos: I beg to differ, infant, we're on quite intimate terms unless you can prove otherwise.
D'Artagnan: [drawing his sword] Here's my proof!
Porthos: Oh I see, it's twit of the month, come to challenge the mighty Porthos.

View Quote D'Artagnan: I'll be there.
Aramis: As will I.

View Quote [After meeting, and somehow offending, each of the Three Musketeers] Three duels in one day...

View Quote The picnic was delicious. The champagne was excellent, remind me to send the Cardinal a note.

View Quote This axe was a gift to me from the Czarina of Tokyo.

View Quote [after King Louis tells him he has heard rumors of the Cardinal's betrayal] Ah, yes. That is usually the first. But really, your majesty, why stop there. There are so much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods... seduce the queen in her own chamber. Teach pigs to dance and horses to fly... [smiles] and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?

View Quote [To D'Artagnan] Go home. Find a wench. Raise fat babies and have a good, long life.

View Quote Come, D'Artagnan, we're saving the king!

View Quote You, boy, are arrogant, hot-tempered, and entirely too bold. I like that. It reminds me of me.

View Quote [about the Cardinal] Is he a man of God or a man of gold?

View Quote Milady: I don't believe you've suffered the burden of chastity.
Cardinal Richelieu: Perhaps you're right.
[pulls back her cloak and moves to embrace her, Milady pulls out a dagger and holds it to his stomach]
Milady: I was making an observation, not an offer.
Cardinal Richelieu: A word of caution, Milady, a snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you!
Milady: And with a flick of my wrist, [inches the blade closer] I could change your religion.

View Quote The Count was crushed. The woman he loved, his bride, had betrayed him. She'd lied to him. When she came to, she swore that she'd been falsely accused of these crimes, but he didn't believe her; he rejected her for her lies and for her past. Then he banished her from his province. When the guards came to take her away to be executed, she... she was still professing her undying love. Soon after, the Count realized how much she had meant to him, but it was too late. His betrayal was far greater than hers could ever have been. He gave up his title, his land, everything he believed in, never to be seen or heard from again, all because of love.