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Nigel Tufnel
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
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It's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none, none more black.
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[when told their album cover was sexist] Well, what's wrong with being sexy?
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(Concerning the cover of "Smell the Glove"): It's like a black mirror... you can see yourself... in both sides.
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(Concerning Boston, MA): It's not a big college town.
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I'm not co-managing this band with anyone. Especially not someone who dresses like an Australian's nightmare.
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Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs (1945-1974) Cause of death: Choked on vomit, although it was never determined whose vomit it was.
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Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
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I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
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[Concerning his epitaph]: Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?
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These go up to eleven.
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You can't really dust for vomit.
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They died. Nice person, really... He's dead, you know... Yeah, he died...
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We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.