The Cable Guy quotes
22 total quotes (ID: 571)Chip Douglas
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Steve Kovac
Hard to believe they got the floors cleaned in here after what happened:Steven:"what happened?"?...they had alot of cats.
Oh, Billy!
Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! Bad boy, bad boy. Watcha gonna do?
Could you scoot over just a tad, thanks.
I just wanted to be your friend...but I screwed it up.
I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable!
I learned the facts of life, by watching the facts of life.
Someone has to kill the baby sitter!
Ok i'm takin off.... See ya..... b y e........
I just wanted to hang out, NO BIG DEAL!
Hail to thee fair wench does thoe have a mug of ale for me and me mate for he hast been pitched in battle for a fortnight and hast a kings thirst for the frosty brew
[Lisping] You stupid son of a bitch.
WOW, nice jump, Spiderman!
You know, the problem with real life is, there's no danger music [begins humming]
[Whispers] Am I really your buddy?