The Cable Guy

The Cable Guy quotes

22 total quotes (ID: 571)

Chip Douglas
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Steve Kovac


Rick: You may know his boss, Larry Tate. From a little show called, Be-witched.


Robin: Oh...hey, what's up?

Chip: (after Steven just punched him) You're gonna have to do better than that Steven! Steven? Steven! Hey my lisp is gone!
Steven: (Punches Chip again.)
Chip: (with lisp) Oh you stupid son of a bitch!

Chip: We met about a week ago and hit it off!
Rick: Oh, really? That's sweet! Alright, you're on my team!
Chip: Sorry, only on Steven's team.
Rick: Alright let's play.
Chip: Alright, let's see what you got white shadow!

Cop: Play us a song
Chip: Oh no I couldn't...alright already. You might recongnize this song as preformed by Jefferson Airplane in a little Rocumentary about the Rolling Stones in their nightmare at Altamont, that night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight...it's my turn!

Bastard!

Could you scoot over just a tad, thanks.

Hail to thee fair wench does thoe have a mug of ale for me and me mate for he hast been pitched in battle for a fortnight and hast a kings thirst for the frosty brew

Hard to believe they got the floors cleaned in here after what happened:Steven:"what happened?"?...they had alot of cats.

I just wanted to be your friend...but I screwed it up.

I just wanted to hang out, NO BIG DEAL!

I learned the facts of life, by watching the facts of life.

I was gonna go to that bed and bath place, and now it's closed

I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable!

Oh, Billy!