The Cable Guy

The Cable Guy quotes

22 total quotes (ID: 571)

Chip Douglas
Steve Kovac

Rick: You may know his boss, Larry Tate. From a little show called, Be-witched.

Robin: Oh...hey, what's up?

Chip: (after Steven just punched him) You're gonna have to do better than that Steven! Steven? Steven! Hey my lisp is gone!
Steven: (Punches Chip again.)
Chip: (with lisp) Oh you stupid son of a bitch!

Chip: We met about a week ago and hit it off!
Rick: Oh, really? That's sweet! Alright, you're on my team!
Chip: Sorry, only on Steven's team.
Rick: Alright let's play.
Chip: Alright, let's see what you got white shadow!

Cop: Play us a song
Chip: Oh no I couldn't...alright already. You might recongnize this song as preformed by Jefferson Airplane in a little Rocumentary about the Rolling Stones in their nightmare at Altamont, that night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way.'s my turn!


Could you scoot over just a tad, thanks.

Hail to thee fair wench does thoe have a mug of ale for me and me mate for he hast been pitched in battle for a fortnight and hast a kings thirst for the frosty brew

Hard to believe they got the floors cleaned in here after what happened:Steven:"what happened?"?...they had alot of cats.

I just wanted to be your friend...but I screwed it up.

I just wanted to hang out, NO BIG DEAL!

I learned the facts of life, by watching the facts of life.

I was gonna go to that bed and bath place, and now it's closed

I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable!

Oh, Billy!