Thank You for Smoking quotes

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Nick Naylor

View Quote Bobby Jay Bliss : It was some pretty ****ed up shit.

View Quote Nick Naylor: Jeff, when do you sleep?
Jeff Megall: Sunday.

View Quote [Nick and Heather are introducing themselves to each other]
Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway.
Nick: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.
Heather Holloway (holds up tape recorder): Is this kosher?
Nick: Only if I can call you Heather.
Heather Holloway: By all means. So, Mr. Naylor …
Nick (interrupting): Nick.
Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with …
Nick: '82 Margaux.
Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good?
Nick: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.

View Quote Joey: You're The Sultan of Spin!
Nick: "The Sultan of Spin"?
Joey: Mom subscribes to Newsweek.

View Quote The number 1 killer in America is cholesterol, and here comes Senator Finisterre who's clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont cheddar cheese.

View Quote I front an organization that kills 1,200 people a day.

View Quote I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names.

View Quote The message Hollywood needs to send out is that smoking is cool. We can put the sex back into cigarettes.

View Quote These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath … or a European.

View Quote Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.

View Quote How many alcohol related deaths a year? 100,000? That's, what, 270 a day? Tragedy.

View Quote You know that guy that can get any girl? I'm him … on crack.

View Quote [Inside the elevator at Entertainment Global Offices (EGO)]
Jack: Do you hear that?
Nick Naylor (pause): No.
Jack: Exactly!