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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

56 total quotes

Casey Jones
Chief Sterns
Donatello
Michelangelo
Multiple Characters
Raphael
Splinter
Tatsu
The Shredder




View Quote [Turtles are watching April on TV, Michelangelo's teasing Raphael] I think he's actually turning red! [Raphael throws sai, sticks to floor between Donatello's legs] Uh, maybe not.
View Quote [The Turtles & Casey Jones are inside April's apartment fighting the Foot, who's numbers are continuing to increase.] Hey guys? Uh, structurally speaking, I don't think this is ah, really a good time for your ah, buddies to drop in...
View Quote [April and Casey fight then go into different rooms, slamming the doors after them] Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?
View Quote [Raphael and Leonardo begin arguing. Michelangelo: Kitchen?] Kitchen. [Pork rinds?] Pork rinds.
View Quote [as he is watching "The Tortoise & The Hare"] Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you're letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don't just...! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!
View Quote [He avoids an attack by retracting his head inside his shell. He then pops his head out again and punches the ninja.] God, I love being a turtle!
View Quote Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
View Quote Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?!
View Quote [repeated line] Damn.
View Quote [As he is fighting the Foot Clan on a rooftop.] You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting.
View Quote [As he is fighting Casey Jones] A Jos? Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
View Quote [Chasing Casey Jones] Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN!
View Quote [After shoving Casey, preventing him from killing the thieves] How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughing pal?
View Quote I do hope there's more o' them.
View Quote That was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty. Two minutes for slashing... two minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.