Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

56 total quotes

Casey Jones
Chief Sterns
Donatello
Michelangelo

Multiple Characters
Raphael
Splinter
Tatsu
The Shredder

View Quote [Removes his mask to face Splinter, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter.] Now...I finish...what I began with YOUR EAR!

View Quote "[Taunting all the turtles.]" Ahhh the rat... It has a name ... It HAD a name ...

View Quote Go... play.

View Quote Never lower your eyes to an enemy.

View Quote Ninja vanish!

View Quote [To Charles Pennington.] You got a son named...Danny, Charles?

View Quote April O'Neill: And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might be cute except for that pigheadedness.

View Quote [Two Foot are left after Raphael defeats a large number. They look at each other in fright and confusion.]
Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?
[Camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot leap onto the rooftop.]
Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!

View Quote Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Cricket?
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

View Quote Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: WHOOPS.
Splinter: Kids.

View Quote April: Will I ever see you guys again?
Michelangelo: Indubitably!
Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.

View Quote Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
April: I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English perhaps?

View Quote [Shredder shows up]
Leonardo: Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
Michelangelo: I don't know. But I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener.

View Quote The Shredder: You fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... The Shredder.
Donatello: The Shredder?
Michelangelo: Uuh... maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.

View Quote Raphael: Where's Splinter.
Shredder: Ah, the rat! So it has a name! ...It HAD a name.
Leonardo: You lie!!
Shredder: Do I?