Team America: World Police quotes
53 total quotesLisa
Matt Damon
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Spottswoode
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Dicks, pussies and assholes [diversly permuted by Gary and another drunk]
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Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!
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Sometimes believing is all we have.
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valmorification [used by Lisa & Spottswoode].
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valmorphanize [label on (around) buttons, said by various characters.
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When I got there, they were drunk and outta control. Rumpuscat and McCavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down 'n... I was raped by Mister Mistoffelees!
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You are worthress Arec Barrin! [shoots Alec Baldwin]
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You might have all the others fooled, but not me. Your acting was reckless, and it put us all in danger. The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions! You got it?