Super Troopers

Super Troopers quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 560)

Captain O'Hagen

Foster: Aw, Mac, you ****er!
Mac: Gree-tings. (Laughs) You guys are too slow.
Foster: You killed my dummy.
Thorny: Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Mac: Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.

Rabbit: Oh look, a bar of soap.
Farva: Oh ho ho, Shit I got you good you ****er!
Mac:(with mocking voice and fake lisp) Awesome prank Farva.

But, Chief, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

License and registration ... CHICKEN ****ER!

I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

I'm all highway!

It might have been my sixth, or even my seventh sense.

OH, this little guy? I wouldn't worry about this little guy.

That's it, you're off the road, never again. [Sir, it was not my fault!] And neither was the God-damn school bus! There was a time when we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.

Can I get a liter o' cola?

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!

These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

What size cells are these? Eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine... no big deal.


Does that look like spit to you? AHHH **** it!