Super Troopers quotes

52 total quotes

Mac
Rabbit
Thorny

View Quote I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!

View Quote Foster: Aw, Mac, you ****er!
Mac: Gree-tings. (Laughs) You guys are too slow.
Foster: You killed my dummy.
Thorny: Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Mac: Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.

View Quote (slow voice) Mother of God.

View Quote What size cells are these? Eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine... no big deal.

View Quote Where you boys heading.....Canada Eh....Almost made it

View Quote But, Chief, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

View Quote Rabbit: Oh look, a bar of soap.
Farva: Oh ho ho, Shit I got you good you ****er!
Mac:(with mocking voice and fake lisp) Awesome prank Farva.

View Quote Does that look like spit to you? AHHH **** it!

View Quote OH, this little guy? I wouldn't worry about this little guy.

View Quote License and registration ... CHICKEN ****ER!

View Quote These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

View Quote Can I get a liter o' cola?

View Quote Stop calling me radio, unit 91!

View Quote I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

View Quote I'm all highway!