Super Troopers

Super Troopers quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 560)

Captain O'Hagen

Foster: Aw, Mac, you ****er!
Mac: Gree-tings. (Laughs) You guys are too slow.
Foster: You killed my dummy.
Thorny: Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Mac: Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.

Rabbit: Oh look, a bar of soap.
Farva: Oh ho ho, Shit I got you good you ****er!
Mac:(with mocking voice and fake lisp) Awesome prank Farva.

But, Chief, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

I'm all highway!

I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

License and registration ... CHICKEN ****ER!

It might have been my sixth, or even my seventh sense.

These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!

What size cells are these? Eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine... no big deal.


Can I get a liter o' cola?

Does that look like spit to you? AHHH **** it!

Stop calling me radio, unit 91!

I just lost a myself!