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Robert: That's enough ketchup... Come on, Dale. (Pounds the table)
Dale: I like it!
Robert: That's enough.
Nancy: (As Brennan takes a small bowl of sauce from the table) Dale, I don't know if you...you might wanna try this. I make a sauce, we call it "fancy sauce"...
Brennan: (Begins pouring the sauce on his meal) For me.
Nancy: ...That Brennan really likes with his chicken nuggets.
Brennan: It's my fancy sauce.
Nancy: Well, when Brennan finishes I'll give you some of this, and its...its just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, so..
Brennan: Its so good.
Dale: I want some fancy sauce.
Brennan: I'm not done using it.
Robert: Looks good.
Dale: Can I have some fancy sauce?
Nancy: Of course, of course.
Brennan: I'm using it right now
Nancy: So, let's let him try some. You wanna try some, Dale?
Dale: Yeah, I really would like some.
Brennan: Just one last spoonful. (Stops pouring the fancy sauce)
Nancy: Hey, I think you've got enough there, Brennan. So here you go. It's ketchup and mayonnaise.
Dale: Thanks. (Sniffs the sauce) Ugh! I don't like it. It smells weird.
Nancy: Okay.
Robert: I'll try some.
Nancy: You want some?
Robert: Sure, absolutely.
Nancy: Okay. You don't mind do you Brennan?
Brennan: No. (Brennan stops Robert from taking the sauce with his hand)
Nancy: Brennan..
Brennan: I'm not comfortable...
Robert: It's okay. It's probably not good on fish, anyway.
Dale: But my dad's king of the castle, so if he want fancy sauce, he should...
Robert: No, it's all right, Dale...
Brennan: Well, if he wants fancy sauce, he can make his own batch.
Nancy: (To Brennan) So you know what? Today while you were driving around, Dale was telling me that he's really into Kung Fu, and I was telling him that you're really into Kung Fu as well.
Brennan: I have a green belt...read it and weep.
Dale: I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time, I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
Robert: That's not true Dale, don't be ridiculous. (Dale looks down)
Nancy: So, Dale what have you been working on recently?
Dale: Well...I manage a baseball team.
Nancy: Little League?
Dale: Fantasy League.
(Brennan is staring at Dale while he eats) Dale: Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
Robert: Why don't you stop being so... confrontational, Dale?
Dale: I'm not the one staring at me!
Robert: So, Brennan, what about you? I know you used to work at PetSmart.
Brennan: That's right Mr. Doback.
Robert: Call me Robert.
Brennan: That's right, Robin.
Robert: Robert.
Brennan: (Under his breath) ....Robin.
Nancy: Actually, Brennan is a really talented person. He's a very gifted singer.
Brennan: I'm really really good.
Dale: How good?
Brennan: I've been called, "the song bird, of my generation"...THAT good.
Nancy: The only thing is, Brennan's very... particular about who he sings in front of so... I'm his mom, for example, and I've only heard him sing... twice.
Dale: That's funny that you say that, because I can sing too. In fact, I'll sing right now. (Singing) If you wanna get down on these hairy balls...
Robert: HEY!
Dale: Why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Robert: Stop it!
Dale: Why don't you suck on this big john?
Robert: Stop it, Dale! Stop it, stop it!
Brennan: (Sarcastically) That's cute. I remember when I had my first beer.
Dale: (Sarcastically laughs) That's so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Robert : That's enough ketchup... Come on, Dale. (Pounds the table) Dale : I like it! Robert : That's enough. Nancy : (As Brennan takes a small bowl of sauce from the table) Dale, I don't know if you...you might wanna try this. I make a sauce, we call it "fancy sauce"... Brennan : (Begins pouring the sauce on his meal) For me. Nancy : ...That Brennan really likes with his chicken nuggets. Brennan : It's my fancy sauce. Nancy : Well, when Brennan finishes I'll give you some of this, and its...its just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, so.. Brennan : Its so good. Dale : I want some fancy sauce. Brennan : I'm not done using it. Robert : Looks good. Dale : Can I have some fancy sauce? Nancy : Of course, of course. Brennan : I'm using it right now Nancy : So, let's let him try some. You wanna try some, Dale? Dale : Yeah, I really would like some. Brennan : Just one last spoonful. (Stops pouring the fancy sauce) Nancy : Hey, I think you've got enough there, Brennan. So here you go. It's ketchup and mayonnaise. Dale : Thanks. (Sniffs the sauce) Ugh! I don't like it. It smells weird. Nancy : Okay. Robert : I'll try some. Nancy : You want some? Robert : Sure, absolutely. Nancy : Okay. You don't mind do you Brennan? Brennan : No. (Brennan stops Robert from taking the sauce with his hand) Nancy : Brennan.. Brennan : I'm not comfortable... Robert : It's okay. It's probably not good on fish, anyway. Dale : But my dad's king of the castle, so if he want fancy sauce, he should... Robert : No, it's all right, Dale... Brennan : Well, if he wants fancy sauce, he can make his own batch. Nancy : (To Brennan) So you know what? Today while you were driving around, Dale was telling me that he's really into Kung Fu, and I was telling him that you're really into Kung Fu as well. Brennan : I have a green belt...read it and weep. Dale : I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time, I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands. Robert : That's not true Dale, don't be ridiculous. (Dale looks down) Nancy : So, Dale what have you been working on recently? Dale : Well...I manage a baseball team. Nancy : Little League? Dale : Fantasy League. (Brennan is staring at Dale while he eats) Dale : Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. Robert : Why don't you stop being so... confrontational, Dale? Dale : I'm not the one staring at me! Robert : So, Brennan, what about you? I know you used to work at PetSmart. Brennan : That's right Mr. Doback. Robert : Call me Robert. Brennan : That's right, Robin. Robert : Robert. Brennan : (Under his breath) ....Robin. Nancy : Actually, Brennan is a really talented person. He's a very gifted singer. Brennan : I'm really really good. Dale : How good? Brennan : I've been called, "the song bird, of my generation"...THAT good. Nancy : The only thing is, Brennan's very... particular about who he sings in front of so... I'm his mom, for example, and I've only heard him sing... twice. Dale : That's funny that you say that, because I can sing too. In fact, I'll sing right now. (Singing) If you wanna get down on these hairy balls... Robert : HEY! Dale : Why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here! Robert : Stop it! Dale : Why don't you suck on this big john? Robert : Stop it, Dale! Stop it, stop it! Brennan : (Sarcastically) That's cute. I remember when I had my first beer. Dale : (Sarcastically laughs) That's so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.