Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones quotes

View Quote From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again...I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you—I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating...hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me...what can I do? I will do anything you ask. [pause] If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me.

View Quote Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better!

View Quote You did well lord tyranus. The clone wars has just begun.

View Quote Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as...unconditional love...is essential to a Jedi's life. So, you might say that we are encouraged to love.

View Quote Elan Sleazebaggano: Wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [using a Jedi Mind trick] You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't wanna sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want to go home and re-think your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I wanna go home and re-think my life... [leaves]

View Quote For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking.

View Quote Oh! Have you no sense at all? Idiot!

View Quote (on seeing droid factory) Oh my goodness, shut me down! Machines making machines. How perverse.

View Quote I wonder what happened to poor little R2? He's always getting himself into trouble you know. (his head gets whacked off by a piece of machinery) OH NO!

View Quote (after having his head put onto a battle droid's body) Oh, I'm so confused!

View Quote (As the droid his head's stuck on marches into the arena) What's all this noise? A-a battle! Oh no, there's been some terrible mistake; i'm programmed for ettique, not destruction!

View Quote DIE, JEDI DOGS-- Oh, what did I say?!

View Quote Oh, I'm terribly sorry about this!

View Quote (on having a super battle droid lying on him) Excuse me? I'm trapped, I can't get up.

View Quote (as R2 drags his head across the arena) Now where are you taking me? Oh, this is such a drag.