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Spaceballs

Spaceballs quotes

81 total quotes

Barf
Dark Helmet
Lone Starr
Multiple Characters
Notes
Opening credits
President Skroob




View Quote Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
View Quote [After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!
View Quote King Roland: Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car.
View Quote King Roland: I'm breathing! Air! Air!!
View Quote Druidian Priest: Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!
View Quote Druidian Priest: We are here to join these two together in holy--moley!!
View Quote Dark Helmet, Skroob, and Sandurz: [watching Mega Maid vacuum up Druidia's air] Suck...suck...suck!
View Quote Spaceball Commander: You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
View Quote Colonel Sandurz: It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!
View Quote Colonel Sandurz: [After discovering Dark Helmet playing with dolls] No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
View Quote Diner Patron: Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!
View Quote Dot Matrix: [to Barf on the ladder behind her] Hey! Stop looking up my can!
View Quote Princess Vespa: It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!
View Quote Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat.
View Quote Newsman: On a sadder note, Pizza the Hut was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death.