Spaceballs quotes

View Quote [After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!

View Quote King Roland: Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car.

View Quote King Roland: I'm breathing! Air! Air!!

View Quote Druidian Priest: Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!

View Quote Druidian Priest: We are here to join these two together in holy--moley!!

View Quote Dark Helmet, Skroob, and Sandurz: [watching Mega Maid vacuum up Druidia's air] Suck...suck...suck!

View Quote Spaceball Commander: You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

View Quote Colonel Sandurz: It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!

View Quote Colonel Sandurz: [After discovering Dark Helmet playing with dolls] No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

View Quote Diner Patron: Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!

View Quote Dot Matrix: [to Barf on the ladder behind her] Hey! Stop looking up my can!

View Quote Princess Vespa: It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!

View Quote Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat.

View Quote Newsman: On a sadder note, Pizza the Hut was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death.

View Quote Lone Starr: Yogurt. What is this place? What is it that you do here?
Yogurt: Moichandising.
Barf: Merchandising? What's that?
Yogurt: Moichandising. Come! I'll show you. [to the Dinks] Open up this door.
[Yogurt walks over to a wall filled with Spaceballs merchandise.]
Yogurt: Moichandising! Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book [holds up a Transformers comic book], Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower... [fires a short blast from flame thrower]
Dinks: Oooooohhhh!
Yogurt: The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll, me.
[Yogurt squeezes the doll, which says "May the Schwartz be with you!"]
Yogurt: Adorable.