Spaceballs quotes
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Opening credits
President Skroob
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Aw, buckle this!
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1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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[On why he was running down the bridge] The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie'll be over.
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Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!
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Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?!
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I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!
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On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!
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Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
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[waking up on the Tatooine-like moon of Vega and surrounded by the Dinks] ...Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?
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[Talking to Barf after King Roland calls them to rescue Vespa] We're not just doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!
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Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
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Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us.
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I'm a Mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
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[Indicating the suitcases] It's her royal highness's matched luggage!
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Funny, she doesn't look Druish.