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Boxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
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Pilot Abilene




View Quote Nobody rocks the **** like Cyndi Pinziki!
View Quote Dr. Linda Lao: Perpetual motion machines are machines that are supposed to disobey one of the laws of thermodynamics.
Assistant: You're just reading a bunch of stuff you read off the Internet.
View Quote Boxer Santaros: There is no stopping what can't be stopped. Only God can stop it.
Krysta Now: But The New York Times said: "God is dead."
View Quote Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war.
View Quote I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide.
View Quote Krysta Now: Well, in my first six movies I was just Krysta, you know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business I added the Now.
Cyndi Pinziki: Wow.
Krysta Now: Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna **** me, you can **** me now.
View Quote Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.
View Quote Nothing an eight ball, a porn star and a tattoo parlor can't handle.
View Quote Vaughn Smallhouse: You ever lost someone close to you, a loved one in a terrorist attack? 'Cause I have.
Cyndi Pinziki: This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.
View Quote Reporter#1: Thousands gathered to witness the maiden voyage of the Baron's technological marvel, Southland's newest wonder, the Treer MegaZeppelin.
Reporter#2: ...at the hills above Los Angeles today, while on the ground, authorities are bracing the first riots since 1992.
Reporter#3: You can see right there a car bomb went off just moments ago.
View Quote Roland Taverner: So, why do you wanna kill yourself?
Martin Kefauver: I got drafted, dawg. Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria. Can't take that shit.
View Quote Krysta Now: Can you keep a secret?
Cyndi Pinziki: Yes.
Krysta Now: I'm ****ing a very large and important man.
View Quote Krysta Now: It had to be this way.
Boxer Santaros: I know.
View Quote Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight.
View Quote Darkness fell upon the city. Neo-Marxist cells began to converge upon downtown.