Southland Tales

Southland Tales quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 1088)

Boxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
Others
Pilot Abilene


Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!


Baron Von Westphalen: Our mission is to destroy Capitalism, dethrone God.
Boxer Santaros: Officer Roland Taverner. That's who you want.

Roland Taverner: Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?

Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.

Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.

Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?

Roland Taverner: We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.

Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.

Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.

Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears.

Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.

Baron Von Westphalen: [after Serpentine cuts off Takehashi's hand] Clearly your attorneys didn't read the whole contract. It stipulates a six-inch margin of error in the cutting radius!
Hideo Takehashi: Contract said finger only!

Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...

Pilot Abilene: Look, green you dream. Blue, in an hour you feel new. And you can forget all about mellow yellow and ancient orange, cause hey, I'm giving you blood red. Do you bleed? I said, do you bleed?
Martin Kefauver: Yeah, dawg.
Pilot Abilene: Well, then you take the Blood train. You talk to God without seeing Him. You hear His voice and you see His disciples. They appear like... like angels under a sea of black umbrellas. Angels who can see through time.
[injects himself with Fluid Karma and gasps; hands hypodermic injector to Martin Kefauver]
Martin Kefauver: Thanks, dawg.

Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.