Southland Tales

Southland Tales quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 1088)

Boxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
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Pilot Abilene


Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?


Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.

Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.

Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.

Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!

Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.

Roland Taverner: We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.

Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears.

Roland Taverner: Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?

Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.

Baron Von Westphalen: [after Serpentine cuts off Takehashi's hand] Clearly your attorneys didn't read the whole contract. It stipulates a six-inch margin of error in the cutting radius!
Hideo Takehashi: Contract said finger only!

Baron Von Westphalen: Our mission is to destroy Capitalism, dethrone God.
Boxer Santaros: Officer Roland Taverner. That's who you want.

Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.

Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...

Veronica Mung: Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!