Southland Tales

Southland Tales quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 1088)

Boxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
Others
Pilot Abilene


Boxer Santaros: Do you ever feel like there's a thousand people locked inside of you?
Roland Taverner: Sometimes.
Boxer Santaros: But it's your memory that keeps them glued together. Keeps all these people from fighting one another. Maybe in the end, that's all we have. The Memory Gospel.


Boxer Santaros: There is no stopping what can't be stopped. Only God can stop it.
Krysta Now: But The New York Times said: "God is dead."

Dr. Linda Lao: Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine?
Baron Von Westphalen: The ocean is a perpetual motion machine. Fluid Karma is a simulation of the principles you see working right here. As long as the waves continue to crash, Fluid Karma will exist.
Dr. Katarina Kuntzler: Quantum teleportation.
Dr. Linda Lao: Explain the transport mechanism, that's all I'm asking.
Dr. Soberin Exx: Uh, Fluid Karma works via the principle of quantum entanglement. Particles thus entangled will behave identically.

Dr. Linda Lao: Perpetual motion machines are machines that are supposed to disobey one of the laws of thermodynamics.
Assistant: You're just reading a bunch of stuff you read off the Internet.

Krysta Now: Can you keep a secret?
Cyndi Pinziki: Yes.
Krysta Now: I'm ****ing a very large and important man.

Krysta Now: It had to be this way.
Boxer Santaros: I know.

Krysta Now: Well, in my first six movies I was just Krysta, you know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business I added the Now.
Cyndi Pinziki: Wow.
Krysta Now: Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna **** me, you can **** me now.

Madeline Frost Santaros: How does it end?
Boxer Santaros: A handshake.

Pilot Abilene: Look, green you dream. Blue, in an hour you feel new. And you can forget all about mellow yellow and ancient orange, cause hey, I'm giving you blood red. Do you bleed? I said, do you bleed?
Martin Kefauver: Yeah, dawg.
Pilot Abilene: Well, then you take the Blood train. You talk to God without seeing Him. You hear His voice and you see His disciples. They appear like... like angels under a sea of black umbrellas. Angels who can see through time.
[injects himself with Fluid Karma and gasps; hands hypodermic injector to Martin Kefauver]
Martin Kefauver: Thanks, dawg.

Reporter#1: Thousands gathered to witness the maiden voyage of the Baron's technological marvel, Southland's newest wonder, the Treer MegaZeppelin.
Reporter#2: ...at the hills above Los Angeles today, while on the ground, authorities are bracing the first riots since 1992.
Reporter#3: You can see right there a car bomb went off just moments ago.

Roland Taverner: So, why do you wanna kill yourself?
Martin Kefauver: I got drafted, dawg. Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria. Can't take that shit.

Shoshana Cox: I have a question for the Supreme Court. What happens when a woman has sex on a flight from London to Los Angeles... then takes the morning-after pill while flying across the time zone?
Krysta Now: I don't know.
Shoshana Cox: Then it becomes the morning-before pill.
Deena Storm: You are a genius!
Shoshana Cox: Hello! Can't answer to that!
Krysta Now: Holy shit! That is brilliant!

Vaughn Smallhouse: Are you Deep Throat 2?
Krysta Now: Oh, I'm not in that movie.

Vaughn Smallhouse: You ever lost someone close to you, a loved one in a terrorist attack? 'Cause I have.
Cyndi Pinziki: This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.

Walter Mung: [selling weapons] What the **** is this?
Zora Carmichaels: What, you won't take a personal check?
Walter Mung: No, I won't take a ****ing personal check. Get the **** out of my ice cream truck, you Cro-Magnon bitch!