Southland Tales

Southland Tales quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 1088)

Boxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
Others
Pilot Abilene


When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same.


Roland Taverner: We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.

Roland Taverner: Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?

Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.

Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!

Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.

Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears.

Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.

Veronica Mung: Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!

Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.

Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?

Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...

Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.

Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.

Krysta Now: Well, in my first six movies I was just Krysta, you know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business I added the Now.
Cyndi Pinziki: Wow.
Krysta Now: Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna **** me, you can **** me now.