Southland Tales quotes

46 total quotes

Boxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
Others
Pilot Abilene

View Quote When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same.

View Quote Roland Taverner: We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.

View Quote Roland Taverner: Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?

View Quote Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.

View Quote Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!

View Quote Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.

View Quote Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears.

View Quote Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.

View Quote Veronica Mung: Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!

View Quote Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.

View Quote Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?

View Quote Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...

View Quote Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.

View Quote Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.

View Quote Krysta Now: Well, in my first six movies I was just Krysta, you know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business I added the Now.
Cyndi Pinziki: Wow.
Krysta Now: Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna **** me, you can **** me now.