So I Married an Axe Murderer quotes

38 total quotes

Charlie Mackenzie
Stuart Mackenzie

View Quote Let's get pissed!

View Quote Tony Giardino: What about Pam?
Charlie Mackenzie: She smelled like soup.

View Quote Tony Giardino: Everytime you meet a nice girl you can get close to, you always break up with them for paranoid reasons.
Charlie Mackenzie: That's not true. I broke up with those girls for very good reasons.
Tony Giardino: Oh really?
Charlie Mackenzie: Yes.
Tony Giardino: Oh really? What about Jill?
Charlie Mackenzie: She was in the mafia.

View Quote I believe most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

View Quote [after being asked by Harriet what he looks for in a woman] Most people say a sense of humor, but I'm gonna have to go with breast size.

View Quote I think I'm dating Ms. X...

View Quote I like the night life. I like to boogey.

View Quote May, shut it!