[After losing the bet to the pikeys]
Tommy: Who's proper ****ed now, then?
[Next scene]
Tommy: There's something very wrong about this. It was us who wanted to buy a caravan off of him.
Turkish: Well, why didn't you "bust a cap in his ass" then, Tommy? Mind you, you'd do more damage if you threw it at him.
Tommy: What, you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. What we're saying is that six pound piece of shit stuck in your pants would do more damage if you fed it to him.
Tommy: You saying the gun dont work?
Turkish: You've tried it?
[Next scene--Tommy tries to shoot out of the window, but the gun doesn't work]
Turkish: Whoops.
Tommy: I wanna see that sneaky ****ing Russian.
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