Snatch quotes

121 total quotes

'Cousin' Avi
Brick Top
Bullet Tooth Tony

View Quote It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a ****ing thing.

View Quote Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. :[The dog barks] Still didn't shut it up, though.

View Quote As it turns out the sweet talking tatoo sporting pikey was a Gypsy bareknuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

View Quote You took the ****ing jam out of my doughnut Tommy! You did!

View Quote [When Avi asks what he wishes to be called] You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

View Quote [Madonna's "Lucky Star" comes on on the radio] Oh, I love this track.

View Quote [Tony repeatedly slams a car door down on a man's head, then a phone rings; he answers it with:]
[Politely] Bonjour?

View Quote [Same scene, in French version]
Buongiornooo?

View Quote (To Avi when asked about Boris' nicknames) Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

View Quote Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

View Quote Are you using dog-shit for toothpaste?

View Quote (For comedic effect, all of this character's lines are spoken with a thick Gypsy-Irish accent, slurred together, and spoken very quickly.) Ah bet ya cn' box a lit'l, can't ya sir? Aye, ya look lak a boxer.

View Quote Ya got a deadly kick fer a fat focker.

View Quote [roused from his drunken stupor] I need to have a shite.

View Quote Fook, e's a big fella.