[Lisa goes door to door trying to educate people about the environment. She goes to the first house.]
Lisa: [rings doorbell] Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday, but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am--
[The person has shut the door on Lisa. She goes to the next house]
Lisa: [Rings doorbell] Lake Springfield has more levels of mercury than either--
[The person has shut the door on Lisa. She goes to the next house. An old lady answers]
Old lady: Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lisa: Lake Springfield--
[The old lady shuts the door on Lisa. Lisa sighs and gives up.]
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