Shrek quotes

(to Fiona, as he goes to rescue Donkey from the dragon) Well, I have to save my ass.

I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A LITTLE PRIVACY?!!

(to Donkey) I already told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me! I live alone! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, TALKING DONKEYS!!!

(encountering ogre hunters) ROOOOAAAR!!! [the hunters scream in terror; Shrek lowers his voice to a whisper] This is the part where you run away.

(upon seeing the castle where Fiona is held prisoner) Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location!

(seeing Lord Farquaad's enormous castle) Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

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