She's the Man quotes

21 total quotes

View Quote Sebastian: (indicating Viola's false sideburns) Are those real?
Viola: Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!

View Quote [in the dorm room with Duke and Viola as Sebastian]
Viola (as Sebastian): Your the guy... um the bigger guy

View Quote Toby: (to Viola as Sebastian)Is you're sister...hott?
Viola: Well, um... she has a GREAT personality.
Duke, Toby, Andrew: Ew.

View Quote [to Monique in dorms] : Let me introduce myself. [in the shower room to Viola as Sebastian] : "I'm Malcolm Festes. Dorm director. Shower shoes are to be worn at all times in the shower room except when in the actual shower. Did you not read your dorm life phamphlet? It was in your cubby."

View Quote Sexual tension, male-female dynamics...all part of the high school experience.

View Quote [to Monique on the phone] "Hey Monique it's Sebastian. I don't know if Viola told you, but I'm in London, but I'm coming home a day early. Hey listen, we really need to talk!"