She-Devil quotes

38 total quotes

Bob Patchett
Mary Fisher
Olivia Honey
Others
Ruth Patchett/Vesta Rose

View Quote Journalist: Are you saying she was promiscuous?
Mrs. Fisher: Promiscuous? She was a teenage tramp! She couldn't get enough. She'd do it anywhere, anytime, and with anyone!

View Quote Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!

View Quote Because that is the real world, Mary, so wake up and smell the cappuccino!

View Quote I've always found that justice serves those who serve themselves.

View Quote Someone get this deranged woman out of here!

View Quote Men go crazy when I tell them my name. It's Olivia Honey. They think it's so cute. But it is, isn't it?

View Quote [writing] He held her body as he had for a millennium with an ease neither of them had ever, ever known. He reached for her [pauses trying to think of an appropriate word] ...nub. [she backspaces "nub" and tries again] Love... button!

View Quote Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance. And then there are those of us who need all the help we can get. Like me.

View Quote It's picture time! [sets Olivia on the Xerox machine]

View Quote So it's true people really can change. Of course you can't expect miracles.

View Quote [reading from one of Fisher's novels] "She entwined her limbs about him, as ivy might wrap itself around some massive pillar. When his love nectar was spent, they drifted into the bliss of sleep."

View Quote Poor Bob, I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

View Quote Ruth/Vesta Rose: [taking notice of novel's author] Mary Fisher... any relation?
Mrs. Fisher: My daughter.
Ruth/Vesta Rose: Oh, how nice!
Mrs. Fisher: She's a slut! Bitch keeps me in this dog pound while she lives the life of princess in her goddamn mansion.
Ruth/Vesta Rose: That doesn't seem fair.
Mrs. Fisher: I ought to drop in on her one day. That'd scare the shit out of her!

View Quote [speaking to Ruth] I don't even think you're a woman! You know what you are? You're a she-devil!

View Quote Mary Fisher's mother had been enjoying a long, untroubled sleep. It was time to wake her up.