She-Devil

She-Devil quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 1083)

Bob Patchett
Mary Fisher
Olivia Honey
Others
Ruth Patchett/Vesta Rose


Mary Fisher: Oh, don't you look... what's the matter with your clothes?
Nicolette Patchett: You did the laundry.
Mary Fisher: Oh yes, must be something wrong with that machine.


Someone get this deranged woman out of here!

Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance. And then there are those of us who need all the help we can get. Like me.

I've always found that justice serves those who serve themselves.

So it's true people really can change. Of course you can't expect miracles.

Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!

Because that is the real world, Mary, so wake up and smell the cappuccino!

[writing] He held her body as he had for a millennium with an ease neither of them had ever, ever known. He reached for her [pauses trying to think of an appropriate word] ...nub. [she backspaces "nub" and tries again] Love... button!

Men go crazy when I tell them my name. It's Olivia Honey. They think it's so cute. But it is, isn't it?

Hey, can I have some salt and Perrier? I just spilled my wine on Mary Fisher, you know, the famous author!

[speaking to Ruth] I don't even think you're a woman! You know what you are? You're a she-devil!

Publicist: What's that in your hair?
Mary Fisher: Oh! It's a Gummy Bear! [eats it]

It's picture time! [sets Olivia on the Xerox machine]

Nurse Hooper: I know what you've been doing! The vitamins! The workouts! It's against the rules! I'm going tor report you to Mrs. Trumper and then you'll be sorry!
Ruth/Vesta Rose: I don't think so. I have been sorry my whole life and by the looks of it so have you, so you do whatever you want. It's a shame though, Hooper, I always thought women like us should stick together.

Ruth/Vesta Rose: [taking notice of novel's author] Mary Fisher... any relation?
Mrs. Fisher: My daughter.
Ruth/Vesta Rose: Oh, how nice!
Mrs. Fisher: She's a slut! Bitch keeps me in this dog pound while she lives the life of princess in her goddamn mansion.
Ruth/Vesta Rose: That doesn't seem fair.
Mrs. Fisher: I ought to drop in on her one day. That'd scare the shit out of her!