Shaun of the Dead quotes
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David: I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!
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Phillip: [On his zombie bite.] I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap.
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Various: [to Shaun, repeated line.] You've got red on you.
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Pete: Sort your ****ing life out, Shaun!
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Pete: Well, ****-a-doodle-doo!
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Trisha Goddard: [re: a guest who still loves her undead husband.] You go to bed with it?!
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Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.
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Jeremy Thompson: [During emergency news broadcast] In extreme cir****stances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.
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Jeremy Thompson: [On 'six months on' special] It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary.
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Television Newscaster: Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull...