Shark Tale quotes

View Quote Oscar: He was the #1 tongue scrubber. Every year for 25 years. To me, working at the Wash, was the coolest job in the ocean. But then I learned something I will never forget.
Male Fish Student: Oscar's dad's a tongue scrubber!
Fish Students: Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber!

View Quote Oscar: All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of.
Angie: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Oscar: Sharks are coming to get me!
Angie: And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?!
Oscar: Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...
Lenny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this!
Oscar: Hey, too late now, veggie boy. They'll be looking for you, too!
Lenny: Point taken. What's the plan?

View Quote [Sykes is talking to Lino over the phone] Oscar: Sykes, shut up! Shut up!
Sykes: Hey, that's good. That's good, I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! Shut up! Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.
Oscar: [whispers] No. I'm not here. I'm not here!
Sykes: Yeah, he's right here. [hands Oscar the phone]
Oscar: Hello?
Don Lino: [furious] Shut up? Shut up?! You don't tell me "Shut up"! I tell you "Shut up"!
[As he talks beeping is heard on the other side of the phone]
Don Lino: What? Hello?
Luca: Yeah, hi. Lemme have a pie with everything on it. Anchovies, Meatballs, Mushrooms–
Don Lino: [startled] Luca?
Luca: Oh, hi, boss. What are you doin' workin' at a pizza joint?
Don Lino: Get off the phone!
Luca: But I'm hungry! [Luca reluctantly hangs up]
Don Lino: [shakes his head in frustration, then returns his attention to Oscar.] My guys are comin' for you, Shark Slayer! They're gonna tear you FIN FROM FIN! [slams the phone down hanging up too]

View Quote Lenny: [sighs] You're right. I'm sorry. I haven't been myself since the... the, uh... Don't cry. [cries in anguish]
Oscar: No, no, it's not all that. Just relax.
Lenny: It's my fault... kinda... not really... but still. My brother...
Oscar: You just need a little time, man. Look, thi... things'll work out.
Lenny: You think?
Oscar: Yeah. So, look, I'm gonna take off... And you should just go home, Okay?
Lenny: Okay.
Oscar: Hey, good luck, dawg.

View Quote [The Four Tops: I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)] Lenny: Hey, Oscar!
Oscar: Hey, I can't talk. I gotta find Angie. I need to tell her I love her.
Man: [singing] You come and you go...
Male Fish: Way to go, Oscar.

View Quote [The record player gets stuck while Lino talks with Sykes.]
Don Lino: Luca.
[Luca moves the needle; the record player plays Baby Got Back by Six Mix-a-Lot; Luca quickly moves the needle again and it cuts off.]
Luca: Hey, boss, big butts! [chuckles]
Don Lino: Oy vey!

View Quote [Oscar is pretending to battle Lenny in front of the fish city.]
Oscar: Do you hear them, Lenny?! They are going crazy, man! They love us!
Lenny: They love you. They hate me!
Oscar: [shocked] What?!
Lenny: Can we switch sides? Maybe I can be the Fishslayer! They'll never see it comin'!
Oscar: Come on, man! Look. You sell this, you'll never have to go home again! You could start a new life! [Lenny nods his head understandingly] Now gimme a growl!
Lenny: Okay. [purrs; he then clears his throat and roars loudly in Oscar's face] Like that?
Oscar: That was... pretty good!