Shark Tale quotes

View Quote [Lenny accidentally eats Oscar] Oscar: Don't... swallow!
Lenny: Oscar?
Oscar:: No, it's Pinocchio. Of course it's me! Why did you do that?!
Lenny: I'm sorry...
Oscar: No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theater! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you say "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just FAT! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!
Lenny: Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...
Oscar: Oh, no, no, no, no... Lenny, just open up, nice and easy.

View Quote Lenny: Shhh! He could be anywhere!
Oscar: Who?
Lenny: The Shark Slayer...
Oscar: [laughs] There's no Shark Slayer.
Lenny: Tchee-he-ha-ha. Yes, there is!
Oscar: Tchee-he-ha-ha. No, there is not! Trust me on this one!
Lenny: Get a hold of yourself, man! This is no time to act crazy!
Oscar: Hey, you're the one acting crazy, crazy!

View Quote [In Oscar's fantasy]
Angie: Dreams can begin small. You just have to... bet it all. Bet it all!
Announcer: And Lucky Day wins.

View Quote [Sykes is talking to Lino over the phone] Oscar: Sykes, shut up! Shut up!
Sykes: Hey, that's good. That's good, I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! Shut up! Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.
Oscar: [whispers] No. I'm not here. I'm not here!
Sykes: Yeah, he's right here. [hands Oscar the phone]
Oscar: Hello?
Don Lino: [furious] Shut up? Shut up?! You don't tell me "Shut up"! I tell you "Shut up"!
[As he talks beeping is heard on the other side of the phone]
Don Lino: What? Hello?
Luca: Yeah, hi. Lemme have a pie with everything on it. Anchovies, Meatballs, Mushrooms–
Don Lino: [startled] Luca?
Luca: Oh, hi, boss. What are you doin' workin' at a pizza joint?
Don Lino: Get off the phone!
Luca: But I'm hungry! [Luca reluctantly hangs up]
Don Lino: [shakes his head in frustration, then returns his attention to Oscar.] My guys are comin' for you, Shark Slayer! They're gonna tear you FIN FROM FIN! [slams the phone down hanging up too]

View Quote Oscar: All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of.
Angie: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Oscar: Sharks are coming to get me!
Angie: And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?!
Oscar: Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...
Lenny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this!
Oscar: Hey, too late now, veggie boy. They'll be looking for you, too!
Lenny: Point taken. What's the plan?

View Quote [The record player gets stuck while Lino talks with Sykes.]
Don Lino: Luca.
[Luca moves the needle; the record player plays Baby Got Back by Six Mix-a-Lot; Luca quickly moves the needle again and it cuts off.]
Luca: Hey, boss, big butts! [chuckles]
Don Lino: Oy vey!

View Quote [The Four Tops: I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)] Lenny: Hey, Oscar!
Oscar: Hey, I can't talk. I gotta find Angie. I need to tell her I love her.
Man: [singing] You come and you go...
Male Fish: Way to go, Oscar.