Shaggy Dog, The (2006)

Shaggy Dog, The (2006) quotes

31 total quotes (ID: 971)

Dave Douglas
Dr. Kozak
Others


[as a dog] I AM A DOG! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, EVERYBODY?! I'M A DOG! I AM A DOG!


[to the bullfrog] What've you been eating?

I hope that you have good futures. Kidnapping is a capital crime. You can't just lock up people in cages.

Nothing but mouth.

This is not working out. I'm not a bad dog, I'm a terrible man. I got to make this better.

Someone's peeing on the lawn!

Why are you still standing here?! No sleeping, no talking! Find him!

Don't worry about the F.D.A. There's nothing money can handle.

Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to you but I just couldn't let you take all the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways.

Here's what we're going to do. You two will pay Mr. Douglas a visit.

I'm sorry you're a dog. I am also very sorry that you won't be leaving here alive. People will be wondering where you disappeared to. After all, dogs do wander off.

[after Dave bites his finger] That wasn't very nice.

Sorry, I'm a little stressy.

Josh Douglas: He told me I can only play football if I keep my grades up. So I start to flunk in Math but he let me off with a warning. So now, I'm going to flunk English, Science, and Home Ec. There are not hard to fail.

Rebecca Douglas: I didn't want to let you down. I'm just not good.