Shaggy Dog, The (2006) quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [as a dog] I AM A DOG! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, EVERYBODY?! I'M A DOG! I AM A DOG!

View Quote [to the bullfrog] What've you been eating?

View Quote I hope that you have good futures. Kidnapping is a capital crime. You can't just lock up people in cages.

View Quote Nothing but mouth.

View Quote This is not working out. I'm not a bad dog, I'm a terrible man. I got to make this better.

View Quote Someone's peeing on the lawn!

View Quote Why are you still standing here?! No sleeping, no talking! Find him!

View Quote Don't worry about the F.D.A. There's nothing money can handle.

View Quote Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to you but I just couldn't let you take all the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways.

View Quote Here's what we're going to do. You two will pay Mr. Douglas a visit.

View Quote I'm sorry you're a dog. I am also very sorry that you won't be leaving here alive. People will be wondering where you disappeared to. After all, dogs do wander off.

View Quote [after Dave bites his finger] That wasn't very nice.

View Quote Sorry, I'm a little stressy.

View Quote Josh Douglas: He told me I can only play football if I keep my grades up. So I start to flunk in Math but he let me off with a warning. So now, I'm going to flunk English, Science, and Home Ec. There are not hard to fail.

View Quote Rebecca Douglas: I didn't want to let you down. I'm just not good.