Serial Mom quotes

View Quote Detective: Proceed with caution; she is armed. And ****in' nuts!

View Quote Beverly: Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?
Dottie Hinkle: No, I don't.
Beverly: So you weren't drunk when you received those alleged obscene phone calls?
Dottie Hinkle: I certainly was not.
Beverly: You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you weren't drinking?
Dottie Hinkle: One beer with lunch is hardly drinking.
Beverly: So you do drink?
Dottie Hinkle: Socially. I'll have a beer.
Beverly: So you admit you just lied?
Dottie Hinkle: No I don't, you bitch!
Judge: Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle.
[Beverly whispers "**** you" to Dottie]
Dottie Hinkle: Did you see her?! She just said "**** you" to me!
Beverly: Let the record show I'm merely standing here!
Dottie Hinkle: **** you too, you whore!
Judge: I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court.
Beverly: Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
Dottie Hinkle: No I'm not, you mother ****er!

View Quote Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house.

View Quote Life doesn't have to be ugly. Look at the birds out there; listen to their call. [makes bird noises] Wee, wee, wee, wee.

View Quote [after murdering someone] I don't know what it is about today but I feel great!

View Quote Are those... pussy willows?

View Quote [after bludgeoning Mrs. Jenson] Rewind!

View Quote Suzanne! This is my bad side!

View Quote Eugene Sutphin: [during sex with Beverly] Oh honey, you are hot tonight!

View Quote Chip Sutphin: [in response to Misty telling the family about her new love interest] You sure can pick 'em.

View Quote Misty Sutphin: Chip! Our mother is Charles Manson!

View Quote Ralph Sterner: [while having teeth drilled] Help me Betty! He's worse than the dentist in the Marathon Man!

View Quote Marvin Pickles: There was a lady in the men's room, I swear! A pretty little lady, in the stall right next to me!

View Quote Police woman: Bingo boys, bust the bitch.

View Quote Emma Lou Jenson: [talking to her dog] Come on, lick Mommy's feet. Get 'em all wet!