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View Quote EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S JUST LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT IT'S FULL OF BEARS!

View Quote Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

View Quote GOD DAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN ****IN' ENGLISH!

View Quote Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

View Quote I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!

View Quote If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet.

View Quote In the anals of history, people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.

View Quote It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!

View Quote Let's get Tropical!

View Quote SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!