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[Scott enters the Chaos Theatre.]
Stephen: [notices Scott] Scott! Let it go. Don't give him the satisfaction.
Scott: What if I want the satisfaction?
Gideon: Scott Pilgrim! He-hey! Buddy, welcome to the Chaos Theatre. Somebody get this man a drink. A Coke Zero, right?
Scott: [knocks drink away] I'm not here to drink.
Gideon: Whoa. I've got no beef with you.
Scott: [angrily] Well, what if I have a beef...with you?
Gideon: Are you still mad about the whole thing with The Guild?
Scott: You mean The League?
Gideon: The Guild, League, whatever. It's ancient history.
Scott: I'll show you how ancient of history it is! [charges at Gideon]
Gideon: Wait, wait, w-w-wait! [Scott stops running] There's no use crying over spilt Coke, buddy. The lady made her choice, and we're all just gonna have to...move on.
Scott: Well, I ain't movin', buddy.
Gideon: You wanna fight me... for her?
Scott: [arch] Was that not clear? [to the members of Sex Bob-Omb] Was that not clear?
Sex Bob-Omb: [they shrug] I don't know.
Gideons: Now, why on Earth... would you want to do... that?
Scott: Because I'm in love with her. [gasps and falters back]
Narrator Voice: Scott earned the Power of Love.
[Scott sees a flaming samurai sword emerge from his chest; he grabs hold of the sword and pulls it out, leveling up.]
Gideon: Aw, I think this deserves a song. Kimberley!!
Kim: [unenthusiastically, subtly giving Gideon the finger] We are Sex Bob-Omb. We are here to make money and sell out and stuff. One-two-three-four!


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