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The Science of Sleep

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Stéphane Miroux




View Quote Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
St?phanie: I don't have a penis.
Stephane: But you have a left hand.
View Quote St?phanie: How's your head?
Stephane: It's okay. It's not normal though...
St?phanie: It's never going to be.
View Quote St?phanie:I'm not sure I should accept this gift. Why do I deserve a present anyway?
Stephane: Because...for the occasion that you are pretty.
View Quote Guy: [after throwing his TV into the canal] It floats!
Stephane: Yeah, it floats.
Guy: Maybe the fish will enjoy that crap.
View Quote St?phanie: I have big hands.
Stephane: That means you have a large penis. [embarrassed] ...That was inappropriate.
View Quote St?phanie: Why me?
Stephane: Because everyone else is boring. And because you're different. You don't like me, St?phanie.