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Frank Slade quotes

When in doubt, ****!

If you make a mistake and get all tangled up, you just tango on.

The IQ of sloths and the manners of Banshees! He's a car-mechanic, she's a home-maker! He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen and she bakes cookies that taste like wing-nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.

There are two kinds of people, those who face the fire and those who run for cover. Cover's better!

I like it when you hurt me!

"What are the chances of me suiting you up sometime?

What life?!? I got no life! I'm in the dark here! You understand? I'm in the dark!

I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****ing blind.

Outta' order? Outta' order?! I show you outta' order!

Makers of men, creators of leaders, be careful what kind of leaders you're producing here.

Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a ****in' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!

But there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit.

You think you're just sendin' this fine, upstanding young man back to Oregon with his tail between his legs. But I say, you are executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not "a Baird man". You hurt this boy, you'll be Baird bums, the lot o' you.

How's that for cornball?

The day we stop looking, is the day we die.

PUERTO RICANS!!! They always made the best infantry men!

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