Saturday Night Fever

Saturday Night Fever quotes

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Tony Manero


Connie: So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
Tony Manero: You know, Connie, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy ****.
Connie: Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?
Tony Manero: I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.


Fusco: You can save a little, build a future.
Tony Manero: Oh **** the future!
Fusco: No, Tony! You can't **** the future. The future ****s you! It catches up with you and it ****s you if you ain't planned for it!
Tony Manero: Look, tonight is the future, and I am planning for it. There's this shirt I gotta buy, a beautiful shirt.

Bobby C.: My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.

Frank Manero Sr. [commenting on Tony's four dollar raise] Four dollars? You know four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars! Has unemployment given you a raise? Four dollars? Shit!
Tony Manero: I knew you'd piss on it. Go on, just piss on it. A raise says like you're good, you know? You know how many times someone told me I was good in my life? Two! Twice! Two ****in' times! This raise today, and dancing at the disco! [gets up and walks out of the room] You sure as **** never did! Asshole!

Tony Manero: She can dance, you know that? She's got the wrong partner of course, but she can dance.
Joey: So then why don't you ask her?
Tony Manero: **** you.
Joey: Which position?

Tony Manero: Hey, you know you assholes almost broke my pussy finger!
Gus: Oh yeah, you wouldn't know which one it was.

Frank Manero Jr.: Tony, the only way you're gotta survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you with. You let 'em do that and you're gonna end up in nothing but misery!

Doreen: Can I wipe your forehead?

Stephanie Mangano: Nice move. Did you make that up?
Tony Manero: Yeah, well, I saw on TV first, then I made it up.

Double J.: [to a girl he just got done having sex with] What did you say your name was?

Stephanie Mangano: I'm sick of guys who ain't got their shit together.
Tony Manero: Well, all ya need is a salad bowl, and a potato masher, [mimics stirring in a bowl] and you got your shit together!

If you put your dick in a spic, does it get bigger than a ****?

Tony Manero: Are you a nice girl or a ****?
Annette: Can I be both?
Tony Manero: No. It's a decision a girl's gotta make early in life, if she's gonna be a nice girl or a ****.

Tony Manero: I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm takin' it.
Fusco: If you do, you're fired.
Tony Manero: I'm doin' it!
Fusco: Then you're fired!
Tony Manero: Then **** you, asshole!

Annette: Ain't ya gonna ask me to sit down?
Tony Manero: No, 'cause you would do it.
Annette: Bet you'd ask me to lay down
Tony Manero: No, you would not do it.