Bobby C.: My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.

Doreen: Can I wipe your forehead?

Double J.: [to a girl he just got done having sex with] What did you say your name was?

Frank Manero Jr.: Tony, the only way you're gotta survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you with. You let 'em do that and you're gonna end up in nothing but misery!

Annette: Ain't ya gonna ask me to sit down?
Tony Manero: No, 'cause you would do it.
Annette: Bet you'd ask me to lay down
Tony Manero: No, you would not do it.

Connie: So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
Tony Manero: You know, Connie, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy fuck.
Connie: Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?
Tony Manero: I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.

Frank Manero Sr. [commenting on Tony's four dollar raise] Four dollars? You know four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars! Has unemployment given you a raise? Four dollars? Shit!
Tony Manero: I knew you'd piss on it. Go on, just piss on it. A raise says like you're good, you know? You know how many times someone told me I was good in my life? Two! Twice! Two fuckin' times! This raise today, and dancing at the disco! [gets up and walks out of the room] You sure as fuck never did! Asshole!

Fusco: You can save a little, build a future.
Tony Manero: Oh fuck the future!
Fusco: No, Tony! You can't fuck the future. The future fucks you! It catches up with you and it fucks you if you ain't planned for it!
Tony Manero: Look, tonight is the future, and I am planning for it. There's this shirt I gotta buy, a beautiful shirt.

Joey: Hey, Tony, Double J's been in the car twenty five minutes with some chick!
Tony Manero: So?
Joey: So, can I get the selfish prick out!
Tony Manero: [to Annette] These guys can't do nothin' without me.

Stephanie Mangano: I'm sick of guys who ain't got their shit together.
Tony Manero: Well, all ya need is a salad bowl, and a potato masher, [mimics stirring in a bowl] and you got your shit together!

Stephanie Mangano: Nice move. Did you make that up?
Tony Manero: Yeah, well, I saw on TV first, then I made it up.

Tony Manero: Are you a nice girl or a cunt?
Annette: Can I be both?
Tony Manero: No. It's a decision a girl's gotta make early in life, if she's gonna be a nice girl or a cunt.

Tony Manero: Hey, you know you assholes almost broke my pussy finger!
Gus: Oh yeah, you wouldn't know which one it was.

Tony Manero: I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm takin' it.
Fusco: If you do, you're fired.
Tony Manero: I'm doin' it!
Fusco: Then you're fired!
Tony Manero: Then fuck you, asshole!

Tony Manero: She can dance, you know that? She's got the wrong partner of course, but she can dance.
Joey: So then why don't you ask her?
Tony Manero: Fuck you.
Joey: Which position?