Chief Inspector Lee quotes

If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?

The ambassador is my responsibility!

Sorry. I don't know him.

I'm not constipated anymore!

Oh, shit.

You're glad we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big.

Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.

My ass still hurts.

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