Rush Hour 2 quotes

View Quote Carter: Now why'd you go and say it was a bomb?
Lee: I didn't, you did.
Carter: No I didn't!
Lee: Yes, you did!
Carter: I said she was da bomb.
Lee: She was the bomb?

View Quote Carter: [to Hu-Li] All right, I ain't gonna hold back this time 'cause you're a girl. I'll just pretend you're a man.... a very beautiful man with a perfect body, who I'd like to take to the movies.
Carter: [to Hu-Li after she's knocked out] We coulda been a good couple.... but you one crazy-ass bitch!

View Quote Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!

View Quote (To Carter) You Americans are so funny.

View Quote [During the bloopers]
Tucker: You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she- [Cell phone rings] Ahh!
Chan: Who's calling?
Tucker: Hello? [Rings still, Tucker presses talk button again]
Chan: Say hello to your father!
Tucker: Hello? .... I'm filming man.... Call me back!
Chan: [Surprised and a little mad]
Tucker:[On phone] I'm filming, I'm looking at Jackie Chan dead in his eye! Call me back at seven o'clock! Call me back!
Chan: Are you a professional? we are filming and you turn on your phone!?
Tucker: [Still on phone] No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan! [Extras and crew laugh in background]
Tucker: Look just...[Hands Jackie phone embarrassingly]) I'm sorry man.
Chan: Hello? We are filming right now! [Background laughter rises, Tucker apologizes continuously].... You sorry! .... You waste our film!
Tucker: [Takes phone back] Call me tonight, seven o'clock! [Shuts phone off and walks off camera; Jackie looks at the camera shaking his head]
Director: [Laughing with others] CUT!

View Quote (To Lee) The problem with partners is, they die. As will you.

View Quote [In the penthouse, Lee has a gun pointed at Ricky Tan's Head]
Ricky Tan: Would you like me to tell you how your father died? [Lee ****s the gun]
Carter: Whoa, now, Lee. He ain't worth it man. He tryin' to mess with you. Don't do it.
Ricky Tan: He never begged for his life, or tried to make a deal.
Carter: Put the gun down.
Ricky Tan: All he asked for, seconds before I pulled the trigger, was that I promised not to kill you. Oh, it was so pathetic.
Carter Aw, hell no, he done gone too far. You better shoot his ass, Lee, shoot his ASS!
Ricky Tan: What are you going to do, Lee? [Lee's face is showing hesitation]
Carter: All you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM!!!
Ricky Tan: Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?
Carter: Don't let him talk about your daddy like that! Shoot him, Lee!
Ricky Tan: You can't do it, can you?
Carter: Oh, yes the hell he can! Ain't nobody up here but us!
Ricky Tan: GO ON!
Carter: If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung-fu his ass or somethin'!
Lee: CARTER!

View Quote Lee: I didn't know what side you were on.
Isabella: Well, now you know. [smiles]

View Quote [To Hu Li] We could have been a good couple, we could have had something special, but you're one crazy-ass bitch!

View Quote [After a ping tao grenade Lee spits out blows up]
Carter: Why the HELL didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?!
Lee: I did!
Carter: No! You didn't!
Lee: I said, "Mmm!"
Carter: What the hell is "Mmm"?
Lee: Mmm, boom!

View Quote [Lee holds up an employee of Ricky Tan and questions him]
Lee: Ricky Tan, where is he!?
Employee: I don't know!
Lee: He killed a detective today! Now where is he!?
Carter: Who died man?
Lee: [Turns and is shocked] Carter!
Carter: Who died Lee?
Lee: YOU!
Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
Carter: Naw don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth!

View Quote Man what's wrong with you? You don't step in front of a black man at a buffet line!

View Quote Lee: Just try to blend in.
Carter: What do you mean, "blend in"? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here!

View Quote I hate that fortune cookie shit.

View Quote [After Carter throws Lee's CD out the window] That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD!