Royal Tenenbaum quotes

This is my adopted daughter, Margot Tenenbaum.

I'm sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

That's a hell of a damn grave. I wish it were mine.

Goddammit, that's the last time you stick a knife in me! You hear me?

I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up.

I didn't think so much of him at first, but now I get it. He's everything I'm not.

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

Oh, that's right. We got another body buried here.

You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

He looks pretty good for a suicide. Attempted, anyway.

Where's my javelina?

He's got them in there crunching numbers!

What about Sing-Sang? I owe her a hundred.

You're turning me into a damn hobo!

I finally want to meet them.

I know you Asshole!

C'mon, Lets shag ass!

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