Rocky II quotes

View Quote Employment Manager: Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter.
Rocky: Yeah, well. Was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.

View Quote You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder.

View Quote Mickey: Left handed fighters they're the worst. They try to come in there with that big left. Right's no damn good. They ought to outlaw southpaws!
Rocky: Why didn't you tell me that before?
Mickey: I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

View Quote Duke: [after round 1 of rematch with Balboa who is fighting right handed] Alright, did the switching bother ya?
Apollo: Nothin' bothered me man, nothin' bothered me.
Duke: Well then you should of had 'em! Now don't let up on this man. This man is dangerous. This man is DANGEROUS!
Apollo: This man is dangerous... I'm dangerous! I'm dangerous!

View Quote Apollo: Do you think I beat him the last time?
Duke: You got the decision.
Apollo: Man I won! But I didn't beat him!

View Quote Apollo: Come on. Right here. Let's finish this fight!
Rocky: Is he serious?

View Quote [chasing a chicken] I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.

View Quote Rocky: [on the microphone] Excuse me. I can't believe this has happened. I can't. And I just wanna say thanks to Apollo for fighting me. Apollo. I wanna thank Mickey, for training me.
Fan: We love ya, Rock!
Rocky: Yea, I love yous too. I just also wanna thank God. Except for my kid bein' born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life. I just wanna say one thing to my wife who's home: YO, ADRIAN! I DID IT!
Adrian: I love you. I love you.

View Quote Paulie: How's your face?
Rocky: I don't know...how's it look?
Paulie: I wouldn't want it.

View Quote Referee: One! Two!
Bill Baldwin: If he gets up, Creed will regain the title! If neither of them gets up, it's a draw and Creed will win the title automatically! The count...
Referee: Four...
Duke: Get up, my Man!
Mickey: GET ON YOUR FEET!
Adrian: [whispers] Get up.
Referee: Six! Seven!
Paulie: Get up!
Referee: Eight!
Mary Anne Creed: GET UP!
Referee: Nine...
[Rocky at the last second stands up]
Referee: TEN! YOU'RE OUT!
Bill Baldwin: He made it at the last second! Rocky Balboa has shocked the world! He is the new heavyweight champion of the world!
Mickey: TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (He races to Balboa hugging him, and his crew) (a bell clangs eight times)

View Quote Reporter to Rocky in the hospital: "Rocky, do you think you've suffered brain damage?" Rocky:"I don't see any."

View Quote Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! In a stunning upset, scoring the win by a knockout, the new Heavyweight Champion of the World...
Rocky: You're great.
Ring Announcer: ROCKY BALBOA!
[Cheering grows louder]
Apollo: Good luck.

View Quote Rocky: [noticing Mickey's hearing aid] What's that in your ear there?
Mickey: What it is, is I hear stupid things better.

View Quote Rocky: You know, I never knew you were so light, you know.
Adrian: No?
Rocky: No, if I did I would've carried you everywhere.

View Quote Mickey: Who the hell is that?
Rocky: Avon lady.