Rocky II quotes

View Quote Gazo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe.
Rocky: Condominiums?
Gazo: Yeah, condominiums.
Rocky: I never use 'em.

View Quote Rocky: You know, I never knew you were so light, you know.
Adrian: No?
Rocky: No, if I did I would've carried you everywhere.

View Quote Adrian: We really don't need a car.
Rocky: Oh, come on, Adrian. I'm gonna be doing commercials. Now, I can afford this, you know? No problem.
Adrian: Do you know how to drive?
Rocky: Do I know how to drive?
Adrian: Do you know how to drive?
Rocky: I'm one of the greats. Are you kidding? C'mon, I'll drive you. Let me put you inside the car. This will just be like Cinderella and the pumpkin, you know?
Adrian: Do you know how to drive?
Rocky: Do I know how to drive? I drive airplanes and bulldozers. I'll drive you crazy if you give me a chance. You know what I mean?

View Quote Employment Manager: Do you have a criminal record?
Rocky: Nothin' worth braggin' about.

View Quote Employment Manager: Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter.
Rocky: Yeah, well. Was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.

View Quote Apollo: [reading fan mail] Mary Anne, you listen to this. "You didn't beat nobody and anybody who knows boxing knows the fight was fixed." This one came from London. "You call yourself the champ? You're a fake! The fight was a fake. Go kill yourself!"
Mary Anne Creed: Wouldn't you rather play with the children than read hate mail?
Apollo: "How much did you get to carry that bum for 15 rounds? You are a disgrace to your people."
Mary Anne Creed: Why can't you ignore it?
Apollo: Are you serious?

View Quote Mickey: [after slapping Rocky in the face] Now you didn't even see that comin', did ya? And that's comin' from a broken down punk like me. What... what do ya think the champ would do to ya?
Rocky: Hurt me bad I guess...
Mickey: Na, he'd hurt ya permanent. Permanent!

View Quote Mickey: Left handed fighters they're the worst. They try to come in there with that big left. Right's no damn good. They ought to outlaw southpaws!
Rocky: Why didn't you tell me that before?
Mickey: I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

View Quote Rocky: [noticing Mickey's hearing aid] What's that in your ear there?
Mickey: What it is, is I hear stupid things better.

View Quote Mickey: Why do you have to wear that stinkin' sweatsuit?
Rocky: It brings me luck, you know?
Mickey: Brings you luck. I'll tell you what it brings - it brings FLIES! Now here's what I want you to do - I want you to chase this little chicken.
Rocky: Hey yo, Mick, what do I got to chase a chicken for?
Mickey: First, because I said so. And second, is because chicken-chasing is how we used to train back in the old days. If you can catch this thing, you can catch greased lighting.
Rocky: Well, I'll do it if you say so, but it ain't very mature.
Mickey: Yeah, well NEITHER ARE YOU, very mature!

View Quote Rocky: [punching a heavy bag] Three, four.
Mickey: Now remember I want 500 hard ones go!
Rocky: Where was I, seven or eight?

View Quote Mickey: Who the hell is that?
Rocky: Avon lady.

View Quote Paulie: [at a press conference] We're gonna punch his lungs out!
Apollo: Now who's that? Al Capone?

View Quote Reporter: Rocky your pay for the fight will be very substantial. What will you do with the money?
Rocky: Well the first thing I gotta do is I gotta pay the rent. And then I made this list on our way over here. I'd like to buy a couple hats, a motorcycle, a couple quarts of perfume for Adrian she likes to smell good. And some muppet toys you know, Ernie, Big Bird. And the frog what's his name? Kermit?
Mickey: Yeah.
Rocky: And I thought maybe a statue for the church and a snow cone machine for you Paulie. You like snow cones right?
Reporter: Rock, you got anything derogatory to say about the champ?
Rocky: Derogatory? Yeah. He's great.

View Quote Bill Baldwin: This place is certanly packed with Rocky's people. I've never seen so many Italians in my whole life!
Stu Nahan: Hey you said that. I didn't say that.