The Rock quotes

View Quote This isn't about terrorism, this is about justice. It's about reminding you people who found it politically convenient to forget.

View Quote Womack! Why am I not surprised, you piece of shit?

View Quote Listen, I'm just a bio-chemist. Most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo. A beige one. But what I'm dealing with here, is one of the deadliest substances the earth has ever known so whaddaya say you cut me some friggin' slack?

View Quote I've been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela, so maybe you want me to run for President?

View Quote [Mason and Goodspeed are defusing a poison gas rocket]
Mason: What exactly does this stuff do?
Goodspeed: If the rocket renders it aerosol, it could take out an entire city of people.
Mason: Really? And what happens if you drop one?
Goodspeed: Happily, it'd just wipe out you and me.
Mason: How?
Goodspeed: It's a cholinesterase inhibitor. Stops the brain from sending nerve messages down the spinal cord within thirty seconds. Any epidermal exposure or inhalation and you'll know. A twinge at the small of your back as the poison seizes your nervous system...[Mason has lifted the chem round to look at it] Do NOT move that! Your muscles freeze, you can't breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out. But that's after your skin melts off.
Mason: [wide-eyed] My God.
Goodspeed: Oh, I think we'd like God on our side at the moment, don't you?

View Quote But how in the name of Zeus' butthole did you get out of your cell? I only ask because given our current situation, that information may prove useful. Maybe!

View Quote Call it what you will. You're down there, we're up here! You walked into the wrong god damn room, Commander!

View Quote I can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer now, can I?

View Quote Honey? Uh, you wanna know who really killed JFK?

View Quote I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you ever got past puberty.

View Quote Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses, is that normal? (Points to a dead marine whose legs are twitching)
Mason: What, the feet thing?
Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing.
Mason: Yeah, it happens.
Goodspeed: Yeah, well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?
Mason: Like what? Kill him again?

View Quote Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, Sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.

View Quote I'm not about to kill 80,000 innocent people. You think I'm out of my ****ing mind?

View Quote Okay, you wanna play tough with me? You wanna play tough? OK, FBI! Freeze, sucker!

View Quote Why don't we cut the chit chat, A-hole?!