John Patrick Mason quotes

I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you ever got past puberty.

I've been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela, so maybe you want me to run for President?

The Rock has become a tourist attraction?

I can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer now, can I?

Womack! Why am I not surprised, you piece of shit?

Welcome to the rock!

Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen!

Now Womack, you're between The Rock, and a hard case. How's your bowling arm?

And...this is not combat. It's an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you're a ****ing idiot.

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